If you could punch any celebrity in the face, who would it be? Why?
i’ve been thinking about this question ever since i got it.
i’m not a very violent person (aggression and violence are two very different things, ya’ll), so it would take a lot for me to get the urge to punch somebody, especially in the face.
i went through my list of “rich bitches that i hate” but i don’t think i’d punch any of them. i mostly feel sorry for them, besides my list is pretty much just Kim Kardashian (have you seen her pre-surgery? eeeep!), Megan Fox, and Paris Hilton…so, point taken, amirite?
then, it kind of dawned on me, i would punch Kanye West in the face. shit, i would punch Kanye West in the face with GUSTO. why? cos he is Kanye West, ya’ll, ain’t need no other reason. bro is the most abrasive, conceited, presumptuous motherfucker on the planet. bro was on some #cokedreams shit just a few days ago on the twitter. nah, i lie, bro been on some #cokedreams shit for years now and it ain’t some endearingass shit like Lil B.
maybe this is not the most original answer ever, but it’s the truth. bring up Kanye West in a conversation with me and the first words out of my mouth are,”man, FUCK Kanye.” (same thing with Mack Miller and Tim Tebow)
ps: replace bro with another word i use frequently for full effect. uh huh, ya’ll…
